May 2013
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
internetexplorers:
a screamo version of the lion king theme song
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
lardypoison:
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
getoffmybloghoe:
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed